Things I was scared of before August was born:

Changing nappies
The contents of those nappies
Crying
Sleep deprivation

Things I wasn’t scared of before August was born, but I should have been:

Breastfeeding
Nap time
Eye rubbing

Things I am currently scared of:

Crying
Sleep deprivation

Things I am no longer scared of:

Breastfeeding
Nappies
The contents of those nappies
Eye rubbing

The jury’s still out on whether or not to be scared of nap time. But all in all, that’s progress, folks.