(1) Snarls when interrupted during feeding (attack dog)

(2) Roars in proximity to food (lion)

(3) Occasional grunting (pig/wild boar/warthog)

(4) Gnashing gums … August doesn’t have teeth, but if he did they’d be sharp as sharks’ teeth (shark)

(5) Jaws of steel … akin to a vise … Clamp & Snap! (alligator)

(6) Sharp claws which grow back almost instantly after clipping (tiger/common house cat)

(7) Spiked hair … not in itself dangerous but gives a monstrous impression (stegosaurus)

(8) Daily screeching (banshee/bat)

(9) Legs of iron designed to strike blows at his victim’s (make that mum’s) softest body parts (wild horse)

(10) And last but not least … poo … strikes at random, targets with precision (snake)

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Tags: Crying, Feeding